Score: 6

"Grrr..."

submission: Glass Fish Rhythm

date: October 19, 2009

I get that levels get more challenging as you prgress through them, sure. But I don't get how the controls become like walking on greased up ice as you progress. Seriously, at the beginning everything was nice and tight, and on the 3rd level, trying to get him to stop moving is like trying to stop a speeding tank from falling off a cliff. In the future, make the levels harder, NOT the controls.

Score: 8

"Awesome, but"

submission: Heavy Gunner

date: August 29, 2009

Pause button, plz.

Score: 5

"Seriously?"

submission: Curse Village

date: July 6, 2009

Alright, I went through the entire game, and I have to say that I'm not impressed.

After getting both wire barricades and all 4 survivors around mid game, it got so insanely boring. I was literally reading articles on wikipedia, waiting for every minute to go by so I could put a dynamite explosive and kill all the zombies.

I stuck it all the way through, hoping maybe for a cool ending or something, but no. what I got on level 30/30 was a blank background, and directly afterwards, an ending that made me want to cry a little bit. No flashy effects, no cool congrats. Just a picture.

the weapons were so... whatever. Many of them are pointless considering the other weapons, and I was truly expecting an ultimate weapon that you could get with a gazillion points, but no. nothing.

Each level takes forever near the end. I think one of the 20-something levels took 20 minutes, mainly because spawns are so sparse. The last level was definitely one of the best, mainly because the zombies actually horde up and you can get a decent amount of kills.

Just hone it up some, I enjoyed the graphics, and if the gameplay weren't so repetitive, it might be really good.

on a side note, the music was actually really good.

Score: 10

"...what?"

submission: Legally Blond Dress Up

date: June 12, 2009

It's good for what it does...

But *why*?

Score: 10

"A masterpiece!"

submission: end of seanjoystick

date: December 4, 2008

Brilliant. In every way. Truly a masterpiece.

Score: 10

"Awesome, but..."

submission: Double Edge

date: November 14, 2008

WASD, plz? kthx.

Other than that, perfectly Awesome. :3

Score: 4

"Unfortunately,"

submission: Mega Rock Paper Scissors

date: November 13, 2008

This IS a simple game of rock paper scissors. You have rock, paper, and scissors. Now, granted the arms were animated fairly well. However, everything else was just... so bland.

Alright. So you start the game off. You see the options Rock, Paper, and Scissors. There's two arms there, we're already guessing they're there for the shoot. And this bland, white background. Okay, so maybe something super cool happens....

Okay, apparently nothing cool happens. You get some arbitrary points, and some money to buy a shield (which would be more helpful if it had more than one use. Not a ton, I'm talking like, maybe 3 uses.), and a clover, which is by far the most expensive, most useless powerup I've ever encountered at any period in time ever.

In summary, more powerups, more flashy stuff, more excitement, and definitely add some music.

Peace!

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Look out, Mr Johnson!

date: October 21, 2008

Of course I'm biased because I did the voicework.
I think I should have given him a deeper voice.
Oh well.
Artwork was beautiful. Gameplay was fun. Perfect challenge.
A little longer next time, maybe?

Score: 4

"crappy, but cute."

submission: Going Up!

date: October 8, 2008

This was very cute, and you've got a really nice speed platforming thing going, which is fun because you can just focus on speed.

But, unfortunately, this thing is marred by problems.

Looking at the characters, it's like trying to decipher what an enemy was on an old NES game.

Speaking of old NES game, can anyone say really bad jumping?

It's like you're floating near the end, which makes it nigh on impossible to see where you're going to land.

And now, the collision detection.

Thank god I can do those wonder jumps, because the stairs are useless. Your collision box is far, far too big. Like, mucho.

But, it was really cute. The stuff lying around, the ball character, the music.

But if it was really cute, why is it in the halloween collection?

Score: 10

"Whatever"

submission: This Game is a Joke

date: July 16, 2008

Probably one of the hardest games ever made.
What was up with the tanks on level 3?
You can't get past them, and they just keep shooting an infinite number of rockets at you until your dick explodes and you have to start the game over again.
Re-do it, but this time, make it insanely easy, and with more breasts.
maybe some heroine?