I dunno. Maybe I'm just bitter?

The sweet smell of freshly picked flowers
caresses the strong morning air.
Drops of dew melt away the heat.
It is you and I
that stand upon this pillar
This world of quickly sinking damnation.

Woodland creatures,
whose hearts are more innocent than children,
run by, searching for simple sustenance,
as the souls of those
that we have seen anguished
feast on the rotted death that spews forth on the sidewalks.

It is you I have chosen,
but it is you who makes my choice
irrevocably insane.

Hay Newgrounds.

So, I've got some peoples who added me to their favorites. That felt pretty cool. I haven't gotten any hatemail. Also cool. And I'm also completely bored and looking for things to record...

not cool.

So, I've made something up pretty quickly. You can use it (ask me first. I will know.), or you can get me to do some custom work for you.

Yes, there are a couple of times where I bumped into the mic and it made a noise. I didn't fix it because this is just a demo. If I'm doing custom work, I make sure everything is quality. :3

without further ado:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /187208

So, you saw this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
465491

Then you saw that we won second in the halloween contest.

I was pretty excited about that.

Now you want me to do voice work for you.

Well, bring it on.

I am currently doing one project for another member of exotworking, but after that (and molkman takes priority), I'll be open.

Need some weird voice work? PM me.

Ranges of voices, accents, you name it, I can probably bludgeon my way through it.

So how about it, Newgrounds?

Mr. Johnson,
my long time friend, has finally come out. It's been a long while in development for Molkman, but I think the game turned out splendidly. Beautiful game, fun mechanics, everything.

We've got a couple of secret projectx pending, so keep your eyes open. We're always happy to make you happy. :]

-EJ

I know nobody reads this.. or cares... BUT!

My first win. I'm doing voice work (and just a touch of story-ing) for molkman. Check him out at exotworking.com

Our first (released) collaboration is Santa borrows a guitar. Daily 3rd and a frontpage ain't bad.

Keep watching for hilarity. There will be much of it.

Doing a piece of work, and realizing that your voice isn't quite right for the character / situation? I do voices of all kinds, and am looking to help out. ^_^

Just give me a pm, or AIM me, and I'll be happy to help you out in any way I can.

I can go very deep and menacing, to very high and happy. I have a range of accents like scottish, british, canadian, russian, pretty much you name it and I can do it.

A sampling of my voice

Looking forward to doing some movies soon!

Peace